STOOPID REDNECK ALERT:

Do you believe in Bigfoot? (snort) Me neither. But some rednex in Texas do! These backcountry hillbillies have even started their own Bigfoot Research Center.That's how convinced they are that Bigfoot is roaming the forests of East Texas. Texas Bigfoot Research Center Go on, click it, you know you need a good laugh!

Nudists Have the Right Idea:

Everybody loves nudity... Everybody except of course Jesus-freaks and other religious idiots who seem to think that if they see a naked person they will burn in hell for eternity. I love nudists. Nudists have the sense enough to not try and hide the fact that people enjoy seeing other people naked. What's the point in swimsuits? We don't wear one in the shower, so why wear one in the pool/beach? "Ok everyone, put your clothes on, we're going to jump in and get them wet...." No no no, nudists definitely have the more logical approach to bathing. Have you ever been to a nude beach before? They are cool, there's naked people there... Seriously they are cool. You have people of all ages and body types nude together on the beach. Nobody is doing anything sexually inappropriate... No one is making fun of anyone else for how they look... People look at each other but don't stare... Nobody is going around hitting on anybody else... It's a very relaxed communal atmosphere. You see families at the beach without a stitch of clothing on. There's no shame or humility. It all seems so natural. We were born naked, our ancestors originally used clothes only for protection and comfort. These people definitely have my respect. It's a shame the majority of people do not view nudity in the same sensible way. Nudity is natural. People like to see nudity, so why try and cover that up?

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Ali G Indahouse:

I've just seen the new movie Ali G Indahouse. I liked it, of course I'll probably like about anything that makes fun of the gangsta rap/hip-hop "culture". This movie hit number one in the UK, but what will American audiences think about it when it is released in the USA in August? I'm a little unsure of that myself... It's hard to tell if Americans will laugh at something that pokes fun at them or be insulted... A lot of them will have trouble understanding Ali G. His lingo combined with his accent may be too much for some people to follow. But hey I liked the movie and thought it was pretty entertaining. And that's all you can really ask from a movie anyway.

Notes on Artwork Shown on this Blog:

From time to time I will be uploading artwork to this site. This artwork may contain tasteful nudity. Or it may contain gratuitous nudity just for the sake of showing someone naked... if it offends you, close your eyes when you go to the bathroom and by God don't look at yourself in the mirror when you change clothes.
Most of what I'll show on here is original work. If you don't see pic, the free service I use may have exceeded it's 5mb daily download limit.

Fat Guy Sues Fast Food Chains:

What the fuck is up with this? A fat guy in America is sueing 4 fast food chains because he claims that by eating their food he became fat... That is such a bullshit lawsuit! If he wins that every Fatty McGee in the USA could sue... Some of this dude's excuses for eating the fast food: He's single. What you need a wife to cook all your meals for you? Want her to wipe your fat ass for you too?
He Can't Cook Very Well: Ever heard of TV dinners? Microwave meals? Subway? hey Jared lost weight eating at Subway... Or how about cooking lessons? This pisses me off so bad... every week it seems they have a new frivolous lawsuit in the USA. Now if you'll excuse me, I have lawsuits to file against Coca-Cola for rotting my teeth, and Sony for their Playstation giving me carpal tunnel syndrome....

September 11 and it's Aftermath:

Sept. 11 was probably the most effective terrorist attack in history. From the terrorists' point of view it was practically flawless. To successfully hijack 4 airliners and crash 3 of them into their assigned targets was brilliant. And that's just the beginning. The terrorists succeeded in destroying one of the largest symbols of America's economic might while at the same time damaging the Pentagon, the very structure where any retaliations would be planned.

Not only did the terrorists succeed in destroying or damaging their targets, they have also made a huge impact on the American people and probably most importantly, the American media. Even now almost a year later, you cannot go a single day without hearing the date September 11 mentioned. Plans are already being made for television specials for the anniversary. Movies are in the works as well... My local town participated in the National Night Out against crime, under a "Let's Roll" theme. As you're probably aware, "Let's Roll" were the words of a Todd Beamer before he and other passengers on Flight 93 fought their hijackers.

America's response to the attacks started out being a little touching and appropriate. People cried, people fumed with anger, while others sat around solemnly, at a loss for words. The nation was in shock. But the reactions quickly turned surreal and got out of hand. Blind patriotism quickly gripped the nation. "This was an attack on America and America is the greatest country on Earth goddammit!" Few people would accept the fact that maybe America had itself partly to blame for the attacks. The word "evil" was widely used and everyone talked about how "evil" the terrorists and Taliban were. But no one would discuss what provoked that "evil".

After reading that, you are probably thinking that I am anti-American and support what Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists did. I do not. I am not anti-American. I was just as angry and sad as everyone else here when the terrorists attacked. I am open-minded. I take the time to see things from other people's point of views. I have travelled across the globe and have listened to how other nations perceive the USA. I am not blindly patriotic and I do not believe in God. That's part of what makes me a "bad American".

Looking back now almost a year later, I find myself more angry with the actions of the American media, than with the actual terrorists. The media has absolutely run amuck with Sept. 11. And there's no visible end in sight. NBC will air a concert on Sept 11. A concert? Why would I want to celebrate the one year anniversary of a horrible day in my country's history by watching a fucking concert on TV? I am sick of hearing about Sept 11. I don't feel any shock anymore when I see the planes hit the towers, or the Trade Center collapsing. The media has accomplished the exact opposite of what it wanted to accomplish. They have desensitised us to the event by repeatedly showing the footage and the non-stop talk about the day. I was immensely irritated with every single sports event after Sept. 11 including some kind of tribute. And that fucking WTC flag.... They paraded that thing around like the Nazis did with their flag soiled in the blood of Hitler's fallen comrades. It was eerily similar. If the USA wants to celebrate a dark day in their history, why not celebrate Pearl Harbor day instead? It was World War 2 that brought America into it's current state of World power.

I'll end this massive rant with a huge plea to the media... Let September 11 rest in peace... We've all done our grieving... We still remember what happened without you bringing it up everyday... Quit turning a dark day into a media circus celebration.... Give both the dead and the living a break... But please above all don't fucking celebrate a day that we should be solemnly remembering, if anything at all.....

I am a BAD American. I am your worst nightmare.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not the government.

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it like that, Damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, but that can quickly change if you fuck around with me.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you're selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, You haven't begun to be enlightened.

If you try to force your religion on me, I'll force my boot up your ass.

My heros are David Beckham, Don Bradman, Joe Montana, and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer.

I believe the lowest class citizens earn the highest upper class wages.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I believe the world is crazy for treating actors and entertainers as royalty.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, Shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get a big AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think that they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I believe in racial profiling. It only takes one look in the local newspaper to see what races are committing the most serious crimes.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running this country for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it's sex, and this applies even if you are President of the United States.

Quit your whining over the gas prices already.... it's your own damn fault for buying that gas guzzling SUV.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

Slightly edited for The Bad American Blog.

Birth of The Bad American. Greetings to all future readers of this blog. Some of what I post may not be very popular with the general population of the USA. It may even offend you. To that I say, too bad. if you get offended, stop reading it. I'm not sitting behind you with a shotgun making you read it. (or am I? You better look....)

A little background into why I decided to start this blog. First of all I have a lot of opinions that differ in various degrees from what the majority of people where I live think. I wanted someplace to share those opinions without being run out of town... Second, it spares my wife from having to listen to all my rants and comments... If she wants to, she can now read this too. (Baby you're so good for putting up with me)

The name for this blog was inspired by a little piece of literature that circles around the net in various forms. It's generally credited to George Carlin, but he is not the writer. (it's not me either) I may post that writing later.
So here you have my blog. There's nothing here yet, but I just started 10 minutes ago.... Enjoy, or piss off.... Heh heh....